On my day off yesterday, I decided to give myself the witchiest hair possible.
Also, all I had for lunch was a cough drop and a Mountain Dew.
Get at me.
Can’t promise anything until you promise me you aren’t going to stalk me and drink bottles of my perfume or anything.
Cause that last ‘ever’ there just took it to that ‘I eat your hair that I collect from the back of your sweaters’ level. Which is cool, I guess.
Hi, my name is Kate.
One of my pet peeves is having wrinkled bed linens. Someone come over and steam them for me and watch me eat cucumbers and grapes and talk about how tired I am.
forgot I even had a tumblr.
Sorry, thats shitty of me.
I’ve been really fucking busy with work and keeping up with my ten thousand house plants. And flossing.
In other news, I had my final ortho appointment today, and I think I am going to get braces. Again. The worst part about it all is that my teeth are sort of perfect, but I am a perfectionist, and I want them to be a golden pillar of what all teeth should look like. Fuck yall’s teeth.
Its okay to be old and have Invisalign, right? Have any of you had that? What did you guys think of it?
I am very un-single.