I should have learned to smile properly. I don’t know how long I can get away with this shit eating grin/smirk that I do.
SOMEONE TEACH MY FACE TO BE A PROPER FACE.
Like, at the same time?
Figure out the logistics of this and get back to me.
should get a medal or a high five for frequency/skill level of masturbating.
But they ain’t got no awards for that.
Check out this baby Kate.
20 years old, dating a hippie, but showing butt stuff, because, butts.
really antsy lately.
All I want to do is go on really long runs. Maybe I miss playing an instrument. Maybe I’m homesick. I don’t know. I just don’t feel like I’m satisfied.
I’m laying naked in bed right now, and I should eat something because thats what humans do, but I’m not hungry. I’ll probably just violently masturbate to pictures of Harrison Ford from the late 70s.
I wonder if Harrison Ford feels girls exploding every few minutes to pictures of him. He must.
I’d be too good at it, and I’m not trying to start a revolution.
Plus, I’m trying to become a better whistler, and I just really feel I have to pick one or the other to focus my talents on.
Thanks for thinking I’d kill it. That’s nice.